Annnnnd on today’s episode of Wake Up, It Ain’t Ever Gonna Happen…
Sorry ladies, try as you might, but this is pretty cut and dry. He’s not gonna change those little ticks of his. That (questionable, at best) humor you’re not always laughing along with? Get used to it (i.e. perfect the that’s-really-not-funny-babe-but-I’m-humoring-you-because-I-love-you smile). Farting/burping/all that other male bodily grossness…yep, those aren’t going anywhere either (one word: Febreze).
Unless you find the holy grail of men, it’s probably unavoidable. My advice? Stop fighting it. That video game addiction isn’t going anywhere. Just chalk it up to yet another reason women are funnier, cooler and just all around better (no bias here at all, I swear). So stop your nagging and let him get back to that basketball game he’s watching…I mean, Jersey Shore is on, after all.