I’m always reading articles in Cosmo about perfecting “the art of the blow job.” And maybe I’m just selfish but uh, doesn’t it take two to “perfect” the horizontal tango? Also, I don’t imagine GQ…
I’m going to make a conscious effort, right here and now, to stop giving myself an ulcer. I am not past Almie or future Almie; I am present Almie. I can’t just sit back and…