The dreaded walk of shame. Don’t act like I’m the only one who’s done it. You know what I’m talking about: where you were out partying and spent the night at a certain someone’s house and must make your way from his place to your car. I pray you have a car and don’t have to use public transportation, all while looking like an off-duty stripper. Your dress is stretched out and turned sideways, make-up smeared, hair a mess, breath kicking like Bruce Leroy, and to top it off, you have to put your heels on at the crack of dawn.

Don’t you wish you had packed the following items in your car?:

 

Toothbrush: I don’t know about you, but I despise morning breath. If I have to wait till I get home to brush, I won’t want to do any morning cuddling/kissy face. I suggest keeping a travel size one in your glove compartment so it can fit in your purse.

Underwear: I know you’re not a child and you’re not going to soil your underwear, but you never know when you might have to make a costume change, shower and do to morning activities.

Make-Up: I’m not the cake-it-on make up type, but I believe women should carry enough coverage where you don’t look like, who did it and what for. According to Kimora Lee, the least you could do is a little mascara and eyeliner.

Deodorant/Smell Good (perfume): Self explanatory…

Jeans: The walk doesn’t seem so bad in comfy casual jeans. That mini dress you were wearing the night before screams shame.

Flats: Because nothing says hooker like 5 inch heels at 6am.

Condoms: Ask Silent and Kerry (click here) about this one.

Hair ties/Brush: Because we black women can’t carry our scarves everywhere, the least we could do is carry a brush to freshen up our mane.